Heh. Meanwhile, I would never rate cheesy bread anywhere on the scale of positive experiences. Garlic all the way! (Mild cheese on white bread is too meh for me, without pizza sauce and pepperoni and sausage and olives to spice it up! Go full pizza, or at least give me garlic breadsticks with marinara. :D )

Some garlic breads are definitely weird and wrong, though, especially store-bought versions. I suspect they're using some kind of oil instead of or in addition to butter, or perhaps the dough has commercial dough conditioners in it.

Oooh, Halloween Funfetti cake?! Funfetti cake is one of those irredeemably fake yet incredibly delicious foods I never outgrew! I like it best with cream cheese icing, but I'll eat it with pretty much anything on top. :D